A blogger named Sarah Brown apparently has the most hilarious, clever friends ever to have cell phones. And she publishes lists of texts that she's saved.
Two all-time favorites:
I sleep with so many dudes with weird chins. Clefts, dimples, you name it, I bang it.
Wait, are you on your date?! Stop texting me about your ex-husband’s dick!
Two all-time favorites:
I sleep with so many dudes with weird chins. Clefts, dimples, you name it, I bang it.
Wait, are you on your date?! Stop texting me about your ex-husband’s dick!
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